On the hunt for page views

There really can be no argument here. When this NYC fitness fanatic surfaced on the blogosphere early in 2014, the quest was over, the perfect female posterior had been found and duly cataloged. If you've just emerged from a year-long sabbatical in the Himalayas, here's your chance to get up to speed.
Forthwith, Miss Jen Selter. (You're welcome!)