The healthcare of millions of citizens is in jeopardy over the legal interpretation of four words in the Affordable Care Act.
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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer? A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got first pick.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer? A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got first pick.
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